Murf started reading Men at Arms by Terry Pratchett

Men at Arms by Terry Pratchett
‘What’s so hard about pulling a sword out of a stone? The real work’s already been done. You ought to …
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‘What’s so hard about pulling a sword out of a stone? The real work’s already been done. You ought to …
Guards! Guards! is a fantasy novel by British writer Terry Pratchett, the eighth in the Discworld series, first published in …
Guards! Guards! is a fantasy novel by British writer Terry Pratchett, the eighth in the Discworld series, first published in …
Koom Valley? That was where the trolls ambushed the dwarfs, or the dwarfs ambushed the trolls. It was far away. …
Koom Valley? That was where the trolls ambushed the dwarfs, or the dwarfs ambushed the trolls. It was far away. …
The Truth is a fantasy novel by British writer Terry Pratchett, the twenty-fifth book in his Discworld series, published in …
The Truth is a fantasy novel by British writer Terry Pratchett, the twenty-fifth book in his Discworld series, published in …
Night Watch is a fantasy novel by British writer Terry Pratchett, the 29th book in his Discworld series, and the …
‘This is going to go the distance?’ ‘Yep. It’s got to. We’ve got to stop this, Ned. This is the only chance. It stops here or not at all. Can you imagine him loose now he’s pally with Snapcase?’ ‘Yes. I can,’ said Ned. ‘Just as well I wasn’t planning anything this evening, eh? But you can tell me one thing, sarge. How do you know all this?’ Vimes hesitated. But at a time like this, what difference did it make? ‘I’m from this city,’ said Vimes. ‘But, oh, there was a hole in time, something like that. You want to know? I travelled here in time, Ned, and that’s the truth.’ Ned Coates looked him up and down. Blood covered Vimes’s armour, and his hands, and half his face, and he was holding a bloody sword in his hand. ‘From how far back?’ he said.
— Night Watch (Discworld, #29; City Watch, #6) by Terry Pratchett (Page 316)
But those who filled the grates and dusted the furniture and swept the floors stayed on, as they had stayed on before, because they seldom paid any attention to, or possibly didn’t even know, who their lord was, and in any case were too useful and knew where the brooms were kept. Lords come and go, but dust accumulates.
— Night Watch (Discworld, #29; City Watch, #6) by Terry Pratchett (Page 294)
All it had was the unimportant stuff. It had the entire slaughterhouse district, and the butter market, and the cheese market. It had the tobacco factors and the candlemakers and most of the fruit and vegetable warehouses and the grain and flour stores. This meant that while the Republicans were being starved of important things like government, banking services and salvation, they were self-sufficient in terms of humdrum, everyday things like food and drink. People are content to wait a long time for salvation, but prefer dinner to turn up inside an hour.
— Night Watch (Discworld, #29; City Watch, #6) by Terry Pratchett (Page 274)
‘Tell us about this man Keel,’ said the major. ‘I don’t know nuffin’,’ said Nobby automatically. ‘Aha, that means you do know something,’ said the major, who was indeed the sort of person who liked this kind of little triumph. Nobby looked blank. The captain leaned forward to whisper to his superior officer. ‘Er, only under the rules of mathematics, sir,’ he said. ‘Under the rules of common grammar, he is merely being emphat—’ ‘Tell us about Keel!’ the major shouted.
— Night Watch (Discworld, #29; City Watch, #6) by Terry Pratchett (Page 264)
‘You took an oath to uphold the law and defend the citizens without fear or favour,’ said Vimes. ‘And to protect the innocent. That’s all they put in. Maybe they thought those were the important things. Nothing in there about orders, even from me. You’re an officer of the law, not a soldier of the government.’
— Night Watch (Discworld, #29; City Watch, #6) by Terry Pratchett (Page 218)